The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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