Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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