forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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