Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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