After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
even my farts smell like vagina
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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