she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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