Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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