I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
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Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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