Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I intend to get homeless drunk
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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