Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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