I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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