This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
This is classic penis vs brain.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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