guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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