its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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