i don't plan on having that self control this summer
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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