It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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