We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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