butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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