i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
God I need to hump something, right now.
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