I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
