You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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