I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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