as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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