whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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