The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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