I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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