This is not my ceiling
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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