If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
FUCK WHALES
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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