Please don't use social media to get back at me.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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