Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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