the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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