I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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