If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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