Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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