You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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