did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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