That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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