jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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