I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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