there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Dicks are not precious.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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