AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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