Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize