if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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