I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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