I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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