Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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