im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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