Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I AM VODKA MAN
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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