Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Are my feet made of real feet?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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