Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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