just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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