I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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