I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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