was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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