Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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