Kiss
Puke
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize