If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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