We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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