did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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