Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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